So the official delegation from the United States is limited to five:
President and Mrs. Bush, Bush 41, President Clinton and....(drum roll)
Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice! Yes, Jimmy "Sweater Boy" Carter got
the heave ho when the Vatican said "Solamente cinque, per
favore! [Only five, please!]"
Well, that's the official line but we all know it's because Condi
looks so much better in a mantilla. What are we saying? A
wombat looks better than Jimmah, and Dr. Secretary Condi looks better
than just about anyone. Really no contest.
Would you rather be stuck on Airforce One with this...
...or this?