This is the list of the most influential conservatives in America that was published in the UK Telegraph. Before you read it, put down the drinks and food. I don't want any cereal milk spraying out your nose when you get to number 1.
10. Mitt Romney
9. John McCain
8. John Roberts (I can hear you saying, "The Brits could only think of 8 American conservatives. 9 & 10 were just to round out the list...")
7. Robert Gates (whoopsie- off the rails again)
6. Dick Cheney
5. Rush Limbaugh (number 5?!)
4. Newt Gingrich
3. Matt Drudge (I'm not sure which lever Matt pulls: more influential than John Roberts and Rush Limbaugh...oooookey dokey)
2. General David Petraeus (technically, the most influential American conservative in Mesopotamia, kinda like al-Qaeda are the most influential Islamofascists in Mesopotamia)
Drumroll and hold on to your hats.....
1. Rudy Giuliani
My apologies again: I can't hyperlink anything. Here's the link to the UK article:
Tah Dah! Now, go get cleaned up.