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Now we know where he got the idea for the "shovel-ready job." At least we know his instinct for what would would be good for the country, in this case, that Michelle stay trapped in a tiny apartment for most of her natural life, was as bad 20 years ago as it is now.
Beeb --
For the first 10 years of our marriage, Barack and I lived in an apartment in my hometown of Chicago.
The winters there can be pretty harsh, but no matter how snowy or icy it got, Barack would head out into the cold -- shovel in hand -- to dig my car out before I went to work. [Couldn't wait for you to leave.]
In all our years of marriage, he's always looked out for me [Hostage to the right hook]. Now, I see that same commitment every day to you and to this country. [No, Michelle: that's a golf club, not a snow shovel he has in his hand.]
The only way we'll win this election is if we can rely on one another like that, all the way to November 6th. Barack is working hard, but he can't do this alone -- he needs your help. [Checking my calendar... oh, sorry, I'll be busy that day.]
Make a donation today to build this campaign -- when you do, you'll be automatically entered to join Barack and me for a casual dinner. [For entertainment, we'll play charades: one word, 3 syllables, sounds like... unemployed.]
https://donate.barackobama.com/Barack-and-Me
Your flight, your meal, your accommodations -- that's all taken care of. Just bring yourself and a guest [and your own Biggie Fries], and get ready to enjoy a good meal together. [Good meal≠ together.]
Thanks,
Michelle
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