Wee Willie Winkie

Whenever Sarah winked, I imagined the men of America collectively wondering, "What would Sarah find attractive in a man?  Should I enlist, kill a grizzly bear with my bare hands, or would it be enough to vote Republican?"

What was Bill Clinton doing in the privacy of his media room last night? Can't you just hear him, muttering in the dark, "See, she's coming on to me...she's looking right at me when she winks...this debate is more fun than a barrel of interns."  Yes, I'm sure the Master Debater had a good night.