The Yanomami

yanomanbaby.jpgThe Yanomami are an aboriginal tribe of the Amazon rainforest. Not to put too fine a point on it, they are extremely primitive, and I say this in the most tolerant, diversity-loving way possible. Needless to say, modernity has not been kind to their much-vaunted lifestyle. Despite superficial differences in value systems, the Yanomami share a characteristic of intellect with most modern Leftists: they can't count to three. Their counting system is this: one, two, many. They would probably make great computer programmers but if you are lacking a concept of three, it really hinders your ability to assimilate facts and formulate a moderately complex train of thought.

janeane.jpg yanowarrior.jpg